cinema esoterica obscura

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Shakma and Awe

What happens when med students LARP on the weekend? What happens when you surgically inject extreme rage directly into a baboon’s brain? What happens when Roddy McDowell needs a paycheck? All these questions and not much more will be answered in Shakma (1990) directed by Tom Logan and Hugh Parks. Since there’s really not much [...]

laS TaFtersE asoN

I hope you like shapes, paper, and things not making any sense. After Last Season might just be it. I have searched long and hard. I have subjected myself to much crap. I’ve seen so many wonderfully bad movies, but holy hell, what the garbage is this movie? After Last Season (2009) might just be [...]

The Eagles Are Coming: Birdemic!

There is a new storm brewing on the horizon. Ever so ominously does it gather wind. The dark spectral clouds spread their terrible girth to blot out both sun and hope. Its power will be both awesome and inexplicable…to some. Has cinematic ineptitude triumphed once again? Yes. Yes, it has. James Nguyen’s Birdemic: Shock and [...]

The Abduction of Zack Butterfield by the Coed April McKenna

by Jonathan Burrello I really love bad movies sometimes. I feel like they get me. I love Plan 9 From Outer Space, Troll 2, Birdemic, Starcrash, The Room,  Turkish Star Wars, Night of the Lepus, the whole Godzilla series, you name it. I genuinely like these guys. They get strange and seemingly inexplicable cult followings [...]

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